Bonjour mes amis!!  I'm not really sure if I said that right, but oh well.  I just found out that I have a management test on Wednesday.  That was a pleasant way to start the afternoon, seeing as how I thought the test wasn't for another couple weeks.  Let's see, oh...I was in accounting this morning, and I happened to notice that this girl sitting across the room had what I would like to call "Goliath Legs" or at least legs like a giraffe.

For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, let me try to explain.  My accounting class has three tiers in it and each one is about 8" higher than the one before it.  Now, this girl was sitting on the second tier, sitting back in her chair, relatively far away from the desk, and she managed to have her feet flat on the floor of the tier I was sitting on.  WHAT THE HECK!!!!  I'm around 5'10'' with just about average legs for my height, and I can't even get my heels close to the floor from any of the tiers.  This girl had both of her feet flat on the floor.  That's just ridiculous.  I know I'm not going to be able to pay attention in that class for the rest of the semester now.

Ok, moving on....This morning I was woken by one of the cleaning ladies on our hall.  What's even more annoying is that I had locked my door after my roommate left so that I wouldn't be bothered and so I could sleep.  But this cleaning lady wasn't out to just knock on the door....she wanted to hunt me down.  She used her "all-access" key and unlocked my door....unlocked my door!!! while I was sleeping, and told me I had to get shoes out of the hall.  WHO DOES THAT!  This is what I looked like before she came in

and this is what I looked like after she awoke me from my slumber:

In other news, some punks decided to build an igloo on the field right outside my dorm.  I call them punks because they are the only people left in the Northern Hemisphere who still want winter's presence among us. 

and on top of that, they built the stupid thing on the field where a bunch of people play frisbee.  So not only will there be an igloo in the middle of the field, but it will take forever to melt, and when it does, it will make that area a huge pile of mud. 

If you're interested, there will be a bonfire on the frisbee field right outside my dorm tomorrow evening.  (This is a joke on what I just wrote, so don't plan on roasting marshmallows.  If you don't get it, let me know and I'll tell you....I promise I won't laugh at you [that much])

Hey everyone!  I can definitely say that my computer works now seeing as how I know what I'm typing.  Well, over the past couple days, I've been able to ponder some things and I have not been able to share them with you since, I didn't have a computer.  So for your reading pleasure:

1) Boys wearing pink.  What's with this??  Seriously!  In case you guys haven't noticed, it's the ladies who are supposed to wear pink not the gentlemen.  The reason how you can know this, fellas, is because when you are a baby, your parents don't dress you up in pink.  I won't mention any names so Brandon Mitchell won't get his feelings hurt.  OOPS!  I guessed it slipped out, sorry Brandon...but just in case you don't believe me, look at this picture and tell me who is out of place:

(if you haven't figured it out yet, look at the person on the far right)...but please Brandon, seriously, don't ever wear pink again!!!  Do it all of us, or at least me.

2) What does it mean to be a gentleman??  I am very curious to hear your opinion of this, both guys and gals.  I hope that I have the qualities of a gentleman, if you don't think I do, please let me know...and seriously tell me the truth, as a friend.

3) hmm...I don't have really anything else that I feel comfortable throwing out there at the moment...sorry, maybe when you're older (or when I'm ready to talk about it).

Hey there!!  I hope everyone is doing well and not just reading this because you are so totally bored, that you have nothing better to do.  Well, even if that is the reason....don't tell me, I have fragile feelings. 

Anyway, I'm back at the GCC trying to get some work done (at heart), but actually procrastinating like there's no tomorrow.  One thing that bugs me about this college is that sometimes they make the dumbest decisions. 

For example: the dorms opened at 8 or 9 this morning, but the cafeterias won't open at all until tomorrow morning.  That means no lunch or dinner for anyone who gets here early.  Also, the day before break, they closed the one cafeteria and didn't opent the other one early, so a bunch of kids couldn't eat lunch that day either.  Don't get me wrong, though.  I really enjoy being here and feel that I'm so blessed to have this opportunity.  

Oh ya, how can I forget!?!  When I got back into my room I found out that my roommate and I forgot to leave the door to our fridge open before we left, so it was covered with mildew.  Due, mainly, to the fact that a certain person, whom I will leave nameless (it was Jeremy), left wings in there that were at least a month or two old!!!  Anyway, I spent a good while cleaning out the fridge and making mess in the bathroom because I splashed water all over the place.

The day is still young.....more than likely I'll get into trouble or find something funny to talk about, so I'll leave you with something my black brothas would say, "                      " (I forgot I don't have any black brothas).  Hmm...this is a little embarrassing!

What's up everyone?  I hope you all have an awesome Easter tomorrow, and remember that this holiday is celebrating the risen Son who died on the cross as a sacrifice for sin so that we may be able to be redeemed and ultimately enjoy God's glorious paradise for the rest of eternity.  So tomorrow when you get up and open your Easter baskets, search for eggs, or do whatever it is you do, take a couple minutes to remember why it is you can celebrate this holiday and to give thanks to the Lord and Savior who made Himself a sacrifice for you. 

Now, that being said, I would like to share some memorable quotes/situations I have encountered over the last week at work.

1) old ladies with their pants tucked into their socks

2) the conversation I had with my old trumpet teacher

            Josh (my teacher): "I'm so glad you are still playing the trumpet.  You can play it on the side when you get out of college.....like I do."

            Me: "That's exactly what I was planning on doing.  You've been my role model since day one!!!"

           Josh: "That's so sad I can't even begin to tell you."

3) trying to tell a guy where he could find the dinner rolls.  This guy had a lazy eye and I couldn't seem to concentrate on anything but his eye.  I felt really awful, not to mention it took me about a minute to say "it's on the back wall."  Anyway, here you try....see which picture you look at longer the top or bottom.

uh huh, that's what I thought.

4) "Excuse me do you work here?"  as I'm decked out in Giant Eagle apparel

5) having to take every single pepsi product 24-pack off of the shelves because the stupid bar code was giving them to people for free.  That means every case had to come off, and then put back on when the problem was fixed.  Here are all the different pepsi flavors/brands we carry.  Now, imagine that we have at least 15 cubes for each and at least 25 for the more popular ones, you do the math.

6) more to come........